Meeting In A Supermarket (Part 2)

Story 1
CRAZY ASS ANIMAL JAM!!!! I can't believe SO many people are going to crash at my place!!!! This has become the most EXCITING day of my LIFE!!! I mean even Edwin said that the jam was off the hook... I hope I just have enough crap at home for these moochers to use. I can't believe I had to use so much money to buy all this weird stuff people wanted... I mean food and stuff to clean themselves is fine but I gotta get all that cash for the cigerretes I bought for these freakin retards. Holy cow tonights after party is going to be the shit.


Story 2

Oooo I don't remember what happened last night... I have such a huge hang over... and my mouth taste like an ashtray. Aww man there's meat and bread all over the floor... my body's all slippery and I kind of smell like sunflower oil. So much orange puke all over my kitchen floor. I gotta go brush my teeth but all that tooth paste I bought is all gone... nobody is around but why is there such a huge mess here? All I remember is piling up onto of a bunch of girls and a guy and I think I passed out afterwards... So much syrup is gone I can't help but feel a little violated because my anus feels sore...